ugh

i get so mad seeing all these statuses from facebook

‘omg my baby got me this. i get to cntrol my babys motorcycle’ l0l txt it.

like what

and like

‘omygod im goin to be the best girlfriend ever~*~* i lvoe him to death.. since 12.59.1970~*~*

forever and always

and the worst part

‘i cant believe my baby would do this. dont ask.’

then people would be likee

what happen? you ok?

text me. im here. luv u

hresirufheg 

omygod

seriously

dumbfuckery:

I stole this kid’s neopets account and when I checked my email I find this
 

(via craving-to-witness)

ok, i need to get going. my bridezilla is gettin mad for me not preparing my to do list for our wedding project.

l0lz

i told her i finished it, but i lied

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man

i see this porn on my dashboard and this thought came across to my mind and asked myself.. if they were such a porn star, do they get tired of having sex with someone they dont know or they have fun with it? i mean, i wouldnt know right? they said sex is good but like if you have no clue who that person is and going to have sex with them whilst cameraman are recording both of you, wouldnt it be awkward and would the guy think and be like ‘oh god shes loose’ 

man, idk.

whatever

A very short lesson in Psychology:

ohsnapitsjackie:

• When a person laughs too much, even on stupid things, that person is sad deep inside
• When a person sleeps a lot, that person is lonely
• When a person talks less and if he talks fast, that person is keeping a secret
• When a person can’t cry, that person is weak
• When a person eats in an abnormal way, that person is in tension
• When a person cries on little things, that person is softhearted
• When someone asks about you although that someone is busy, he/she really loves you

(Source: shyieesolove, via gingeyweasley)

did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed

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